
She claims digesting scrambled eggs will make her die, but she asks for seconds while eating goat cheese for lunch. Most days she can be the most rambunctious person in the house, but placed in a scenario where she isn't comfortable and she can't utter a peep. She exudes more beauty than any of those girls on the "Toddlers & Tiaras" commercials, but is more likely to be scouting prey for her praying mantis "Greenie Beanie" than practicing her pageant walk.

While I'm convinced she could perform a better late night show than Conan O'Brien, the possibilities for her future are limitless. She could be president of the United States or a clown with Ringling Bros. & Barnum Bailey. Nevertheless, I'll love her either way.
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