Four going on fourteen

When you wake up and you're four ... you know, really big ... you spend the day doing things like:

Crossing your legs while opening your birthday gift from your much younger, less sophisticated sister.

Lounging on your new Taylor Swift pillow that's just as fancy as you are.

Admiring what a pretty baby you were and how your mother cried after giving birth to you because she was so lucky to have been given such a princess.

Taking phone calls from birthday well wishers. Yes, cell phone calls trump the nap you talked yourself out of because you're four.

Relishing yet another pair of shoes. A fashionista never has enough.

Extinguishing the big "4" candle on your birthday cake.