Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Asking price ... $30

FOR SALE: One little brother. Cute, but throws his toy cars in the toilet. Funny, but can be very loud at the lunch table. Sweet, but ornery more often than not. Insists on waking up at 6:22 a.m. and drools more than one would expect. Includes a toy toolbox that he can fix anything with and built-in entertainment via his dance moves. Asking price $30, or make an offer.

After throwing his cup on the floor for the 15th time and yelling at the top of his lungs during lunch, I asked Alena and Alivia what we were going to do with Trace.

"Let's sell him," was Alivia's response.

"How much do you think we'd get for him?," I asked her.

"About $30," she said.

Hmmmm, $30.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

SOLD to Maw Maw - Where do I send the money?