They're earning their money

Pomegranates, blueberries, black beans and chicken. These tasty little items all add up to the very worst smelling diapers you can possibly imagine. Not coming from one little smooth, round, plump bottom, but from two.

One company I can never complain about overcharging for their services is Rumpke. Those poor men who visit our curb every Wednesday morning must wonder what goes on inside our house. We've got to have the most ripe-smelling garbage in the city. They earn every cent we pay them.

And one side effect of a diet rich in superfoods ... little bodies that readily fill their diapers. Sometimes it seems just as you've got one butt clean, there's another dirty one headed your way.

In terms of speeding up the process of getting Trace and Alysse's gifts from butt to dump, well, we've taken to using heavy duty equipment for disposal purposes. Just count yourself lucky it's not your job to empty our trash in July.